Last but probably not least for our member bios this year is Ev! Ev’s an okay fella but also:
He’s a time traveler originally from Egyptian times or something.
Every photograph taken in the last three months has Ev photobombing in it somewhere if you look hard enough.
Every time you hear a bell chime, Evan gets a new album from Paul McCartney’s Wings. The problem is that he doesn’t much care for Paul McCartney’s Wings.
Ev smells very good to dogs and very bad to lions.

Last but probably not least for our member bios this year is Ev! Ev’s an okay fella but also:

  • He’s a time traveler originally from Egyptian times or something.
  • Every photograph taken in the last three months has Ev photobombing in it somewhere if you look hard enough.
  • Every time you hear a bell chime, Evan gets a new album from Paul McCartney’s Wings. The problem is that he doesn’t much care for Paul McCartney’s Wings.
  • Ev smells very good to dogs and very bad to lions.