Last but probably not least for our member bios this year is Ev! Ev’s an okay fella but also:
He’s a time traveler originally from Egyptian times or something.
Every photograph taken in the last three months has Ev photobombing in it somewhere if you look hard enough.
Every time you hear a bell chime, Evan gets a new album from Paul McCartney’s Wings. The problem is that he doesn’t much care for Paul McCartney’s Wings.
Ev smells very good to dogs and very bad to lions.

Last but probably not least for our member bios this year is Ev! Ev’s an okay fella but also:

  • He’s a time traveler originally from Egyptian times or something.
  • Every photograph taken in the last three months has Ev photobombing in it somewhere if you look hard enough.
  • Every time you hear a bell chime, Evan gets a new album from Paul McCartney’s Wings. The problem is that he doesn’t much care for Paul McCartney’s Wings.
  • Ev smells very good to dogs and very bad to lions.
Hey there’s also Jon Garcia, who writes these things so it’s gonna be weird saying in third person that:
Jon once had a big ole egg taped to his forehead without knowing it for like two whole weeks before anybody bothered to point it out.
He discovered and named each planet of the solar system, including Earth.
Jon is illiterate.
The answer to the final question on each episode of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” is “Jon Garcia from school, you know, that guy”.

Hey there’s also Jon Garcia, who writes these things so it’s gonna be weird saying in third person that:

  • Jon once had a big ole egg taped to his forehead without knowing it for like two whole weeks before anybody bothered to point it out.
  • He discovered and named each planet of the solar system, including Earth.
  • Jon is illiterate.
  • The answer to the final question on each episode of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” is “Jon Garcia from school, you know, that guy”.